Tag Archives: Life in Hell

“Expand my brain, learning juice!” -Homer Simpson

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Freakoutville Xpress’ tip of the hat to Matt Groening’s art: Homer & Duff Beer

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“I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.” -Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)

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“Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace ‘accidentally’ with ‘repeatedly’ and replace ‘dog’ with ‘son.’” -Lionel Hutz: (The Simpsons)

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“Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is “How To Increase Your Word Power.” That thing is really, really, really… good.” -Homer Simpson

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“Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.” -Homer Simpson

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“I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.” -Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)

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