“Um Dasher, Dancer… Prancer… Nixon, Comet, Cupid… Donna Dixon?” -Homer Simpson

“Let’s just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don’t, and that’s cool. But we’re probably right. Amen.” – Homer (The Simpsons)

“Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.” -Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.” -the Springfield town motto (The Simpsons)

 

 

 

 

“Expand my brain, learning juice!” -Homer Simpson

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“I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.” -Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)

“Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace ‘accidentally’ with ‘repeatedly’ and replace ‘dog’ with ‘son.’” -Lionel Hutz: (The Simpsons)

“I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows. -Bart Simpson

“Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is “How To Increase Your Word Power.” That thing is really, really, really… good.” -Homer Simpson

“Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.” -Homer Simpson

“I am not crazy. It’s the TV that’s crazy. Aren’t you, TV?” -Homer Simpson

“Trying is the first step towards failure.” -Homer Simpson

“I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.” -Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)

“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” -Homer Simpson

“When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!” -Homer Simpson