“Thursday! It can’t be! It’s too gruesome!” – Holly Golightly (Breakfast at Tiffany’s)

Audrey Hepburn

“Put your hands on your hips / You bring your knees in tight / But it’s the pelvic thrust / That really drives you insane / Let’s do the time warp again…” -The Time Warp (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter

“Jeff, you know if someone came in here, they wouldn’t believe what they’d see? You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn’t kill his wife. We’re two of the most frightening ghouls I’ve ever known.” -Lisa Fremont (from Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window)

Grace Kelly

“I’m an alligator, I’m a mama-papa comin’ for you / I’m the space invader, I’ll be a rock’n'rollin’ bitch for you…” – David Bowie (Moonage Daydream)

 

Tilda Swinton

“Ow, she’s a brick house / She’s mighty, mighty and just lettin’ it all hang out / Ow, she’s a brick house / Ah, the lady’s stacked and that’s a fact…” -Commodores (Brick House)

 

Christina Hendricks

“I understand that you have a basic need to stare at things you find, shall we say, interesting. And really, I’m very gratified that you would find me interesting – however, your staring makes me, well, somewhat… uncomfortable. I just thought you’d like to know that.” -Christopher Walken

“I’m getting tired of what’s right and wrong.” – Cora: The Postman Always Rings Twice

Jessica Lange

“It’s a dream, Tommy! I’m praying to you! I can’t die! I can’t die… out here in the woods, like a dumb animal!” – the Coen brothers’… Miller’s Crossing

“…In the woods, LIKE A DUMB ANIMAL! Like a dumb animal! I can’t… I can’t…

I CAN’T DIE OUT HERE IN THE WOODS!…”

“You’re just a stupid, craven, hillbilly piece of shit.” -Raylan Givens (Justified)

 

Timothy Olyphant

“That’s me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.” – Bette Davis

“Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear / And it shows them pearly white / Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe/ And he keeps it… ah… out of sight…” – Bobby Darin (Mack the Knife)

 

Bobby Darin

“Then maybe we shouldn’t go out to dinner. I wouldn’t want you to lose your willpower.” -Jean (American Psycho)

Chloë Sevigny

Jean: What’s that?
Patrick Bateman: Duct tape. I need it for… taping something.

“A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people’s patience.” -John Updike

“If I had a boat / I’d go out on the ocean / And if I had a pony / I’d ride him on my boat / And we could all together / Go out on the ocean…” -Lyle Lovett (If I Had A Boat)

“…Me upon my pony on my boat”

“Everybody’s f*cked up, but nobody wants anybody else to think they are, but everybody knows they are anyway.” -Tommy Basilio: Trees Lounge

Steve Buscemi