“You cannot go wrong with a throat punch.” -Dwight Schrute (The Office) January 20, 2012 by freakoutville 0
“To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.” -Confucius January 19, 2012 by freakoutville 0 …some asshole on TV blahing about politics.
“But I’m not gonna holler / ’cause I still got a dollar…” -Ella Fitzgerald (When I Get Low I Get High) August 9, 2011 by freakoutville 0 “And when I get low / Oooo I get high…”
“You know, I wanted to leave you with the memory of the good beneath the gaudy, the saint beneath the paint, the pure little soul that lurks beneath this lurid exterior… but then again I figured: F**K ‘EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!” -Bette Midler July 25, 2011 by freakoutville 0 The Divine Miss M
“Well…? Get back to work!” -Gus (Breaking Bad) July 18, 2011 by freakoutville 0 Giancarlo Esposito as Gustavo “Gus” Fring
“Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.” -Anonymous July 17, 2011 by freakoutville 1
“Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.” – Stephen Leacock June 26, 2011 by freakoutville 0
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” -Rich Cook June 13, 2011 by freakoutville 0
“Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let’s have a ball…” -(Gigantic) Pixies June 6, 2011 by freakoutville 0 Pixies “What a gas it was to see him/ Walk her every day Into a shady place/ With her lips she said…”
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.” -Johnny Carson May 28, 2011 by freakoutville 0
“Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back…” -Pink (Stupid Girls) May 20, 2011 by freakoutville 0 Pink! “Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl“
“It’s been so long / And I’ve been putting out fire / With gasoline…” -Cat People (Putting Out The Fire): David Bowie May 19, 2011 by freakoutville 0 Simone Simon in Cat People “You can fool everybody, but laudie dearie me, you can’t fool a cat. They seem to know who’s not right.”
“It’s fascinating to think that all around us there’s an invisible world we can’t even see. I’m speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.” -Jack Handy May 18, 2011 by freakoutville 0