“You know, I wanted to leave you with the memory of the good beneath the gaudy, the saint beneath the paint, the pure little soul that lurks beneath this lurid exterior… but then again I figured: F**K ‘EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!” -Bette Midler

The Divine Miss M

“Well…? Get back to work!” -Gus (Breaking Bad)

Giancarlo Esposito as Gustavo “Gus” Fring

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” -Rich Cook

“Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let’s have a ball…” -(Gigantic) Pixies

Pixies

“What a gas it was to see him/ Walk her every day
Into a shady place/ With her lips she said…”

“Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back…” -Pink (Stupid Girls)

Pink!

“Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl

“It’s been so long / And I’ve been putting out fire / With gasoline…” -Cat People (Putting Out The Fire): David Bowie

Simone Simon in Cat People

“You can fool everybody, but laudie dearie me, you can’t fool a cat. They seem to know who’s not right.”

“It’s fascinating to think that all around us there’s an invisible world we can’t even see. I’m speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.” -Jack Handy